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ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”
Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.
Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.
You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.
…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.
If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN
I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.
I am not a serial killer, honest.

I am seriously concerned for all of you

please don’t judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT’S FOR PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK

I’M PRETTY SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON BURYING BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT SUFFICES TO BE COMPILED AS A HANDBOOK

How to kill a bitch: a guide by tumblr

zyzil:

princess-azula:

grapefruitshampoo:

imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane:

tephnos:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.



You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.

I am not a serial killer, honest.

I am seriously concerned for all of you

please don’t judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT’S FOR PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK

I’M PRETTY SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON BURYING BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT SUFFICES TO BE COMPILED AS A HANDBOOK

How to kill a bitch: a guide by tumblr

anomalously-written:

Despite the bloody and violent history of the Mafia, their strong structure or organization can be used for a model for many other types of groups, clubs, packs, etc. 

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Boss
[also known as capofamiglia, capo crimini, representante, Don or godfather], The undisputed leader of the crime family. He makes all the important decisions, much like a CEO of a company would. They are greatly respected and widely feared by their subordinates. All of the men in his outfit pay him a tribute, so he is also usually an extremely wealthy man. 

Underboss
or capo bastone, is second-in-command in the hierarchy of the Mafia crime family. His level of authority varies from family to family, but he is ready to stand in for the boss at any given moment. Could be a family member, such as a son being groomed to one day take over the business.

Consigliere
known as an advisor or “right-hand man,” a consigliere is a counselor to the boss of a crime family. The boss, underboss, and consigliere constitute the “Administration.” The consigliere is meant to offer unbiased information based on what he sees as best for the family. He’s not supposed to factor emotional concerns, such as retaliation and blood feuds, into his decisions. Unlike the underboss (see below), the consigliere is not required to be a direct relative of the boss.

Capo
was originally known as a “capodecina” (captain of ten) because he oversaw only 10 soldiers. In more recent times, the caporegime may oversee as many soldiers as he can efficiently control. A caporegime is appointed by the family boss to run his own borgata (regime, or crew) of soldato (soldiers). Each caporegime reports directly to the underboss, who gives him the permission to perform criminal activities. If the family needs to murder someone, the underboss normally asks a caporegime to carry out the order.

Soldier
Also known as a sgarrista, soldier, “button man,” “made man”, “wiseguy” or “goodfella”. This is the lowest level of mobster or gangster. A “soldier” must have taken the omertà (oath of silence), and in some organizations must have killed a person in order to be considered “made.” A picciotto is a low-level soldier, usually someone who does the day-to-day work of threatening, beating, and intimidating others.  

Associates
not actual members of the Mafia but rather anyone who teams up with them on a criminal enterprise of some kind. They could be someone who does business with the mob, including money-laundering bankers, crooked cops, lawyers, politicians, drug dealers, etc. 

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Rules & Customs

In order to be invited into the American Mafia and become a member one must perform a series of tasks, such as committing murder for the family and not for one’s own personal benefit. When the boss decides to let a member into the family one will be part of a ceremony, involving the drawing of blood, swearing an oath over a gun or holy picture, and obeying the rules of the organization. In New York City, the Mafia created customs and traditions which the members have to follow. If one breaks any of the rules they can be killed by another member of the family and usually the murder is committed by the people closest to that person.

  1. "Omertà" – is the oath or “code of silence”, never talk to the authorities.
  2. "Ethnicity" – only men of Italian descent are allowed to become full members (made men). Associates, partners, allies etc. have no ethnic limits.
  3. "Family secrets" – members are not allowed to talk about family business to non-members.
  4. "Blood for blood" – if a family member is killed (by another member) no one can commit murder (in revenge) until the boss gives permission.
  5. "No fighting among members" – from fist fights to knife fights.
  6. "Tribute" – every month; members must pay the boss; also giving the boss a cut on any side deals.
  7. "Adultery" – members are not allowed to commit adultery with another family member’s wife.
  8. "No facial hair" – members were not allowed to grow mustaches; part of the Mustache Pete way.

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hexsaver:

hatsune miku could kick your ass so don’t make fun of her. my dad made fun of her and then she beat him up and now hatsune miku is my new dad.

personlookatme:

mistermurdocnipples:

queen-winryelric:

sloththeidolent:

staff:

Notice: We are doing a sweep of blogs that are still active reblog the following image. If you are still an active reblog. If not we will send your URL to the pits of hell

                                    ~with love

                                              staff

image

well then

Like I said, the staff is just a whole bunch of bloggers just like us but with a fancy title. It’s true. (No offense staff, you’re still rad)

I guess I have to.

hai

just-uta-things:

dreamimel:

just-uta-things:

dreamimel:

just-uta-things:

candyskies:

just-uta-things:

Actually, just-uta-things, what you just described is actually a sexuality! It’s called lithsexual, or lithromantic. It’s when a person has sexual or romantic feelings for someone but doesn’t want the person to reciprocate. It’s part of the asexual and aromantic umbrella. Here’s some links for you if you wanna check it out: http://lithromantic.tumblr.com/ http://aromantics.wikia.com/wiki/Lithromantic 

Wait, what, really?  So this is a legit thing???

Yes, really, it is legit. :D Lots of people are Lithromantic/sexual!

Oh.  :D  I guess it’s kind of a relief that whatever’s going on with me is a legitimate sexuality, but what does this mean for me exactly…?  Haha.

It means whatever you want it to mean. I just thought I’d let you know that it’s a real thing. I know some people like to put labels and things on themselves to better understand themselves and to feel more comfortable and let people know who they are. Plus I love educating people on these things, lol.

just-uta-things:

dreamimel:

just-uta-things:

candyskies:

just-uta-things:

Actually, just-uta-things, what you just described is actually a sexuality! It’s called lithsexual, or lithromantic. It’s when a person has sexual or romantic feelings for someone but doesn’t want the person to reciprocate. It’s part of the asexual and aromantic umbrella. Here’s some links for you if you wanna check it out: http://lithromantic.tumblr.com/ http://aromantics.wikia.com/wiki/Lithromantic 

Wait, what, really?  So this is a legit thing???

Yes, really, it is legit. :D Lots of people are Lithromantic/sexual!

just-uta-things:

candyskies:

just-uta-things:

I’m really weird, because I’m completely content to hug guys left and right, but the moment I feel like they are attracted to me either romantically, or sexually, I shut down and grow distant..

I wouldn’t call that abnormal. Honestly if they can’t respect your feelings about not wanting to be a romantic or sexual subject for them, then that’s their problem.

I have trauma, am repulsed by men, and don’t have the same problem, but I would feel totally justified if I did. Thought I am more hesitant to hug guys than you. But they can be attracted to me all they want, they just can’t get any. SO honestly the opposite. But mine sounds just as strange, tbh.

Ahh.  Makes sense.  You make a lot more sense than I do, imo.  You’re not willing to give any affection toward men due to your trauma, whereas I’d probably do almost everything except have sex with a guy by this point if I don’t feel like he’s attracted.

I’m not even sure how to explain this feeling.  It’s the strangest thing, because you could almost say that I feel attracted to some of the guys this happens with.  However, the moment they start coming on strong, or profess their feelings from me, my own feelings evaporate, and I become kind of… numb… idk.

Actually, just-uta-things, what you just described is actually a sexuality! It’s called lithsexual, or lithromantic. It’s when a person has sexual or romantic feelings for someone but doesn’t want the person to reciprocate. It’s part of the asexual and aromantic umbrella. Here’s some links for you if you wanna check it out: http://lithromantic.tumblr.com/ http://aromantics.wikia.com/wiki/Lithromantic 

reblog if you ARE ASEXUAL, support ASEXUALS, or are a SKELETON

arieldraws:

what do you think, masters?

drunktrophywife:

shadow-nanner:

vegan-vulcan:

thinksquad:

Want to attend college for free? It can happen if you learn German.

All German universities are now free to Americans and all other international students. The last German state to charge tuition at its universities struck down the fees this week.

Even before Germany abolished college tuition for all students, the price was a steal. Typically semester fees were around $630. What’s more, German students receive many perks including discounts for food, clothing and events, as well as inexpensive or even free transportation.

In explaining why Germany made this move, Dorothee Stapelfeldt, a Hamburg senator, called tuition fees “unjust” and added that “they discourage young people who do not have a traditional academic family background from taking up study. It is a core task of politics to ensure that young women and men can study with a high quality standard free of charge in Germany.”

Actually, German universities were free up until 2006 when they started charging tuition. That triggered such a crush of criticism that German states began phasing out this policy. Lower Saxony was the last holdout.

It’s too bad that politicians in the U.S. don’t feel that a college education is worth supporting appropriately. State aid to the nation’s public universities took a nosedive during the 2008 recession and education funding remains well below those levels. The average state is spending 23 percent less per student than before the recession, according to a report by the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities.

Actually, state support has been declining for public universities for a quarter of a century. Using an interactive tool from The Chronicle of Higher Education, you can see how state government subsidies have cratered at individual institutions.

With the average undergrad borrower now leaving school with more than $29,000 in debt, the free ride in Germany can look awfully tempting.

How to handle the language barrier

German is not an easy language to learn. Fortunately, however, there are international language programs in Germany, which have become very popular with international students before they tackle obtaining a degree in a different language.

What’s more, an increasing number of German universities are offering degrees in English. These are often called international studies programs or in some other way have the word international in their title.

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/2014/10/03/german-colleges—free-degrees—americans/16658027/

This is actually making me cry…it’s one of those times when you realize that your own government just truly, honestly, does not give a shit about your wellbeing in any way.

If Americans don’t reblog this, then y’all need help.

trenzathemes:

Theme 18 W I C K E D —— by trenzathemes

This theme is packed with a ton of custom options! I hope you enjoy this theme as much I have. I’m pretty sure this is my favorite theme that I have released in a little while! So here we go lets break it down:

  • Post size 325px
  • 15 custom color controls
  • 4 different background options: None, Pattern, Full Background, and a Gradient.
  • Either 2 extra links(Including Pop Pages) or 4 Custom Links(No Pop Pages)
  • Optional Lazy Load
  • Optional Hidden Captions
  • Optional Grayscale Images
  • Optional Faded Images
  • Optional Fade in Content effect
  • Optional Pop up Pages for Tags and FAQ/Ask!
  • Select from 3 different audio player colors
  • Custom follow and dashboard buttons
  • Plus more! Options are endless!

Notes ——
Remember to fill out your FAQ and Tags if you do decide to have them applied! They are located at the very bottom of the theme right after the credit! Also remember to type your url into the spot I have labeled in the main menu. For more info on how to make your askbox work click here

Also if you want to change the icons for the ask box I suggest heading over to this site! I get 90% of my icons from there and I love it! Just upload them to tinypic and replace the URL that is already in place. It’s inside the Custom HTML  and you can use the CTRL+F (Command+F for Mac users) to search through the theme. Locate “aboutimg” and change the tinypic link that’s already in place.

previewcode more themes

lemonade-cat:

jillthompson:

Happy October!!!

WAITING FOR THIS TO FINALLY BE ON


I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE I AM SO ANGRY THAT WE DON’T HAVE CN ANYMORE.

lemonade-cat:

jillthompson:

Happy October!!!

WAITING FOR THIS TO FINALLY BE ON

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE I AM SO ANGRY THAT WE DON’T HAVE CN ANYMORE.

nerv0us-kids:

narulo:

text copied from my facebook 
“my mom wrote me this note because my dad is literally not allowing us to speak i tried to talk to him and he goes “im not speaking IM NOT SPEAKING IM NOT SPEAKING” and just kept shouting that louder and louder. my mom tried to defend me and i thought he was going to attack her. i hate posting about this i hate being public about this but this note is just so much of what ive been stuck with here “it will never stop” i know it will never stop. i hate it here. happy 18th birthday elliott”
im going to try and move out soon. i dont have that much money i know ive always posted about being “that rich kid” and being privileged beyond belief but all that is because of my parents. once i move out or let my intentions of that be known to my parents i am going to be completely and utterly cut off. i am going to try and move in with a friend and their mother but even then their mother doesnt have a lot of money or access to money and the friend and i are both high school students and although we are going to try and find jobs once were out, the job market is hard and im not sure exactly how many expenses well have. im also a trans kid or outside the gender binary in some way and you know, thats hard. i also have bipolar 2 and need to continue to pay for my medication (when i am not on it things are Very Bad i was in the mental hospital a little over a month ago due to this)
right now my priorities are: buy a binder. find an apartment in norfolk (1-2 hours away). be able to pay for my medication (depicote, 500mg morning 500mg evening). be able to pay for my transport to norfolk. get enough money for any other expenses that may pop up. 
i hate to do this but if anyone has any extra funds if you could donate them, even if its only 5 dollars. it might not be much money for you but for me it means the world. i hate to beg like this. but i dont know what other choice i have. 
please reblog this even if you cant donate. i need to spread the word somehow. 
this should take you to a paypal donate?

Hey this is my best friend in the entire world and they could really use some help right now please donate or reblog to help Elliott out it would mean a lot to both of us

nerv0us-kids:

narulo:

text copied from my facebook 

my mom wrote me this note because my dad is literally not allowing us to speak i tried to talk to him and he goes “im not speaking IM NOT SPEAKING IM NOT SPEAKING” and just kept shouting that louder and louder. my mom tried to defend me and i thought he was going to attack her. i hate posting about this i hate being public about this but this note is just so much of what ive been stuck with here “it will never stop” i know it will never stop. i hate it here. happy 18th birthday elliott”

im going to try and move out soon. i dont have that much money i know ive always posted about being “that rich kid” and being privileged beyond belief but all that is because of my parents. once i move out or let my intentions of that be known to my parents i am going to be completely and utterly cut off. i am going to try and move in with a friend and their mother but even then their mother doesnt have a lot of money or access to money and the friend and i are both high school students and although we are going to try and find jobs once were out, the job market is hard and im not sure exactly how many expenses well have. im also a trans kid or outside the gender binary in some way and you know, thats hard. i also have bipolar 2 and need to continue to pay for my medication (when i am not on it things are Very Bad i was in the mental hospital a little over a month ago due to this)

right now my priorities are: buy a binder. find an apartment in norfolk (1-2 hours away). be able to pay for my medication (depicote, 500mg morning 500mg evening). be able to pay for my transport to norfolk. get enough money for any other expenses that may pop up. 

i hate to do this but if anyone has any extra funds if you could donate them, even if its only 5 dollars. it might not be much money for you but for me it means the world. i hate to beg like this. but i dont know what other choice i have. 

please reblog this even if you cant donate. i need to spread the word somehow. 

this should take you to a paypal donate?

Hey this is my best friend in the entire world and they could really use some help right now please donate or reblog to help Elliott out it would mean a lot to both of us